It's Just Me...Nothing Interesting

CS hasn’t had enough scenes … you PROMISED!!!!!

Listen dearies … . first of all … FUCK YOU, Rumbellers have suffered WAY MORE than you, you entitled little sacks of shit.  Get over yourselves.

Second … . there is a reason that the CS scenes have been limited.

Hook. Does. Not. Serve. Any. Real. Purpose. In. The. Narrative. Of. This. Show.  

They tried to do an entire season that made Hook the Center of the OUAT Universe and it was a disaster, because … again … 

Hook. Does. Not. Serve. Any. Real. Purpose. In. The. Narrative. Of. This. Show.  

So in S6 Hook is back to doing what he does – drinking booze, making snarky remarks, tripping on shit, and just standing around like a lamp.  And every once in a while they’ll shoehorn him into a space where he has no business (i.e. Henry’s or Belle’s) and it’s stupid AF because there is NO OTHER REASON for his presence in that storyline other than trying to make him appear to be more useful than he is.  Because, again … 

Hook. Does. Not. Serve. Any. Real. Purpose. In. The. Narrative. Of. This. Show.  

You could literally interchange Hook with any secondary character, including PONGO, in 99% of his scenes, and it would not change the narrative in ANY way because … . . let’s sing the song again … . 

Don’t fall for it.  

Don’t kid yourself – he just wants us to watch.  He’s afraid we won’t.

GOOD.

Make him BEG.  Make him GROVEL. Make him CRY for us to come back.

One ‘shady but semi-positive’ article doesn’t mean a damn thing.

One tweet to one Rumbeller after three years of virtual radio silence to ONLY Rumbellers doesn’t mean jack shit.

He has to EARN us back.  

Don’t fall for it.  Dig your heels in and DO NOT WATCH 6x09 and let him KNOW that you’re not watching.  

Keep telling him it’s not enough.  Keep filling his feed with a list of reasons why you don’t trust him and why you’re not watching until you’re given CONCRETE PROOF beyond dispute that you have a reason to.

DO NOT CAVE.  

Be civil.  Don’t send hate. Don’t send threats.  Report anyone who does.  

I vote that we all refuse to watch live. But if it is positive we watch the next day. That way he can see the ratings power of RumBelle fans by how much it goes up with the +3 numbers.

I was going to suggest #nOUAT but it looks weird.

My suggestion is #RumbellersNotWatching and then say this is what I’m doing instead of watching Once tonight. (Don’t say OUAT they track that.) then add a picture of watching paint dry or grass growing or the banner on AO3 or ffnet or anything that MAKES A POINT that either we have better things to do or we’d rather do ANYTHING than watch their crappy writing.

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you