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H: Oh, hello there, pretty boy!

O: Hi.

H: How are you?

O: I’m fine.

H: Do you want anything?

O: Coke zero.

J: Hanne! Hi.

H: Dude? How many more times? Leave me alone.

J: Is this yours? Found it by the sink in the bathrooms, begging to get stolen.

H: So now you’re following me into the bathroom?

J: I just came to return this to you. But it’s fine, I’ll leave you alone. Maybe you should take a little better care of your things next time. Looks expensive.

O: Ouch!

H: Oh, I was a bitch, wasn’t I?

O: Yeah.

H: Fuck.

O: Where are the others?

H: Over there.

O: You're looking at a professional model.

B: Really? Wow.

H: And I was the one who discovered him.

O: Jules managed to convince Julie Thieleman and I can go in to do the photoshoot.

B: What?

A: Is this your contract?

O: Yeah.

B: You’re gonna get this looked over, right?

O: Yeah, I’ll get right on calling my lawyer.

B: Otis, come on.

O: I can’t afford that! And anyway, what could be wrong with it?

B: Everything! First of all, I don’t see any numbers in here, only percentages. And some super vague stuff about expenses. It’s mostly all about what you can and can't do.

O: I trust him, okay? And anyway, look… If he didn’t have my best interest at heart, why would he go through all this trouble?

B: If you say so.

H: [Cheers] to your contract?

A: Maybe Billie should be your agent?

H: Then what about me?

B: I’ll leave it to you.

H: Thank you.  

A: By the way, can you send over your part of the group project?

O: Oh, fuck, I haven’t started that yet, sorry.

B: Otis, come on! That’s 50% of our grade.

O: I know, I’m sorry, I’ll get it done, I promise. It’ll be fine.

[Jules calling]

O: Hello!

J: Are you busy tomorrow?

O: Uhm…

J: I have this gig that’s perfect for you, but the client wants to see more.

O: Okay, that’s great. What time?

J: Five PM at the studio. Don’t forget about your contract or you’re not allowed to work.

O: Okay, that’s fine. Of course. Bye!

B: So?

O: He said a client is interested, but I have to stop by the studio first.

B: Really?

A: Wow, oh my god!

O: Tomorrow, at five.

B: Oh wow!

J.G. MODELS CASTING ZALANDO

H: Wow! Are you sure this is the right place?

O: Uhm, I guess?

H: You’re sure Jules will be here as well, right?

O: You’re the one who wanted to come.

H: Wow! Wow. Are those models too?

O: Fucking hell.

H: Yeah. What are you doing?!

O: Can’t you see all these pretty people?

H: I can.

O: Look, Hanne, I’m not a model. I don’t want to compete and act like I am. Come on, let’s go.

H: Otis! You look so good on film!

O: Oh, but that’s the first time you’ve told me that, wow!

H: I know, but it’s still true.

L: Otis! Happy you made it! You can come straight through.

O: Uhm, actually…

H: Yes! We’re coming!

L: And you are?

H: Hanne!

L: Hello, Hanne.

H: I’m a photographer myself. I’m the one who really scouted Otis.

L: Great. You can wait right here.

H: Oh. Can’t I join him in there? I’m a huge fan of Mr. Ghesquiere.

L: Come on, then.

H: Thank you! Thanks.

L: The team is on a five minute break, but they’ll be back shortly.

O: Okay.

L: I’ll go ahead and give you this form.

O: Oh, yeah. Of course.

L: There you go. Break a leg. And have fun! See you later.

[Contact Form – J.G. Models (First)Name: Otis Rojas | Gender (M/F/X): M Address: X Phone number: 04-- Email address:

Physical description

Height: | Weight: Eye color: | Hair color: | Shoe size: Tattoos and piercings:

Professional experience and socials Instagram: Website: | Link portfolio: Previous employers:

Medical information (optional)]

H: This is some nice stuff!

O: Come on, Hanne, put it back.

H: If I had this I could do this as well… Come on, pose for me.*

O: No.

H: Yes, come on.

O: No, I’m busy right now!

H: Hello, you’ve got to practice for later!

O: No.

H: Turn around! Yeah, there we go! Okay, and smile! There we go, that’s my boy. Beautiful! Put your hand on your waist, and smile! There we have it, much better. Yeah, yes. Beautiful. Yes.

O: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Did it break?

H: No…

O: The lamp, Le Blanche!* Oh my god, oh my god.

H: Fuck…

O: Uhm. Run for it?

H: Run for it.

H: Fucking hell! That was fucked up!

O: This was all fun and games, but it wasn’t going to pan out anyway.

H: Wha-?

O: Someone like me in the fashion industry…

H: Maybe not for you, but what about me?

O: Egotistical much?

H: Let’s just go get plastered. Apparently that’s the only thing I’m good at.

O: Oh shit, I don't recognize the number.

H: Hello?! Don’t answer it! Otis!

O: Hello?

L: Otis?

H: [Put it on speaker!]

O: Yes?

L: Luckily you already wrote your number down. Where are you?

O: Uhm…

L: Is this about that lamp?

O: Yeah, I’m so so sorry. Hanne wanted to take some pictures. We really didn’t mean to!

L: So you just took off? I thought you had bigger balls than that.

O: Well…

L: Listen, the last person just went in there. If you want to, and last chance, you can still come and audition. Will you be there?

O: Really?

L: But maybe don’t bring that Anne girl? Or Hanne?

H: [Bitch!]

L: So, will you be there?

O: Yes, I’m coming.

L: Okay, see you soon.

O: See you soon.

H: Really?

O: Yeah.

H: Okay, then go!

O: Now?!

H: Yes!

O: Okay! Thank you!

H: Good luck!

L: Did you run for it?

O: Yeah.

L: Hold on. You only get one chance at a first impression, don’t you?

O: Thanks.

L: Not counting the lamp.

Jules: Yeah, exactly, something different now. Okay. Thank you.

Girl: Thank you.

L: How did it go?

J: Beautiful girl, but nothing more. Alright, the last one?

L: Yeah, this is Otis! I scouted him out and about on the streets. Otis, this is Jules. He owns the agency and he’s a very talented photographer.

J: Alright, let’s do a trial?

L: Yes. Are you coming?

O: Yeah!

J: It’ll be fine.

J: Yes, very nice. Alright, really good. Okay, now look away from me. Okay, nice, so good. Uhm, next outfit?

L: Yeah, fine by us.

J: Willem? Yes!

O: Uhm, just that?

J: They’re clothes, aren’t they? Or do you mind? It’s just an upper body. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s super okay. I promise. It’ll look good. Good, right?

J: Alright, good, very nice! Some more. Turn for me. Very good. Alright. Great! Thank you. I think we’ve got it. There you go.

O: Thank you.

J: What did you think?

O: Intense, but cool.

J: Yeah? Honestly? I thought you were really cool as well. You’re good.

L: Excuse me, Jules, but Jean-Pierre (the agency)* would like to look through the photographs with you.

J: Yeah, let’s do it.

L: So? What did you think?

O: So fun!

L: Not too nervous?

O: I was at first, but… it didn’t last long, to be honest. It honestly wasn’t that bad.

J: Yeah, the pictures show that as well. I think we saved the best for last. Anyway, all that leaves me is to invite you to our fashion bash.

L: He doesn’t invite just anyone.

Note: The Dutch subs say “pause for a second” but because pose and pause sound similar (in Dutch too) I’m pretty sure the subs are wrong.

Note: Hanne’s name is Hanne De Witte, which means “The White”. Her IG handle is Le Blanche Photography, which is “The White” in French.

Dealer: Want some too?

O: Oh, uhm, no, thank you.

Dealer: Buy three, get two, how about it? Pretty boy?

OTIS

O: Oh my god, sorry! Oh my god, oh my god, sorry. I’ll pay you back.

Liv: Hey.

O: Hey?

L: Liv, nice to meet you.

O: Otis.

L: Hello, Otis. Are you a model?

O: Uhm, no.

L: Would you like to be?

O: Yeah, right.

L: I’m a scout for Jules Ghesquiere. The hottest fashion photographer right now?

O: Uh, no…

L: Never mind. He’s looking for young talent. Maybe that could be you?

O: Oh, this is a joke, right? Are there any cameras around?

L: Look, we’re casting for a Zalando* campaign right now. Cut off is 7 PM tonight. Would you be interested, I’d definitely check it out if I were you. Bye Otis.

FRIDAY

Luk: Look who the cat dragged in. Shouldn’t you be in school?

O: I’m not feeling too great. And anyway, I’m eighteen*, so… I don’t think I should have to explain myself to you.

Lu: You don’t look sick. You do look like you just finished chugging a whole bottle of vodka. And, buddy. It’s not cause your mom’s gone for a couple of weeks that you should go around pretending you can do just about anything.

O: Is there any spaghetti left?

Lu: No. We’re all out of spaghetti. And anyway, I thought you were eighteen now? Look for your own food, dude.

O: I put tofu on the grocery list, didn’t I?

Lu: Ha, I couldn’t find that in the supermarket. You don’t know how much those things cost, do you?

O: But I can see you did buy your cigarettes.

Lu: This is my house, okay? My house. And you, you should be happy that I took you in. Or would you have preferred to stay in that dump, with your mommy?

O: You know what, Luk? I really don’t need your hospitality.

Lu: Where will you be sleeping then?

O: I’ll find something.

Lu: Nobody wants you, man. Nobody. Not even a blind landlord.

H: Hello.

O: Hi!

H: I thought you were sick? Oh, you truant, you! Otis, promise me you’ll never go to a dolphinarium. They lock those animals in there, while in the wild they can swim 40 km a day. 40! Try doing that in a kiddy pool, honestly! Sad, right? They lock them up purely for our entertainment. Hello!

Caro: Hi, how are you?

H: What’s wrong?

O: Yeah, shit at home. I needed some air.

H: Ugh, is your stepdad being an asshole again?

O: My mom’s boyfriend.

H: Hopefully she’ll be home soon. I mean, not that I’m hoping your grandmother dies soon, but… I just mean, if your mom… Why don’t you just message her to tell her that he’s a major dick?

O: I don’t want to burden her with all that. Can I spend the night at yours again?

H: Oh, hello!

Customer: Hello, can I have a Coke Zero, please?

H: Of course! Yes, thank you!

O: By the way, something crazy happened to me. Actually, two things.

H: Two? As in two guys?

O: No, are you crazy?! Never. But anyway, I was running away from a woman, who was trying to sell me drugs, and then I ran into another woman… and she asked me if I wanted to come down for a Zalando casting or something. And then she gave me this. It was this… it was a practical joke, but a really bad one.

H: What the fuck? J.G. Models? Jules Ghesquiere? Do you have any idea how big this is?

O: Uhm…

H: Otis, this dude could really kick start your career if you get in there.

O: Right…

H: Look at this.

O: Oh shit.

H: Otis, please tell me you went to that casting call?

O: Ah, no. I came straight here.

H: Excuse me?! You’d be an idiot not to go. Yes, what would you like?

Janosh: You’re Hanne, right?

H: Yeah.

J: Yeah, I just wanted to tell you how much I liked your photographs yesterday.

H: Thank you.

J: You’re welcome. Do you also do animals?

H: Excuse me?

J: If you shoot animals as well? Pictures. Do you take pictures of animals? I mean, my parents, they have a… a farm, and I was thinking…

H: No, I’m sorry, that’s not really my thing.

J: Or would you like me to buy you a drink?

H: Seriously? First of all, I work here, so how fucking cheap do you have to be to buy me a drink here? And second of all… no. Just no.

J: Okay. Too bad.

O: Come on, Hanne! He’s super cute!

H: Cute? Apparently he produces way too much saliva. Kiss that.

O: And you know this cause you’re already kissed him?

H: Anyway! What are we doing?

O: I don’t know. Would you like to come?

H: Would I like to come?! I don’t know… I’m just starting my shift… I have a lot of stuff to get to… That might be a bit difficult. Caro! Could you cover for me for an hour or something?

C: Uhm, yeah, sure.

H: Thank you!

O: Thank you, Caro!

Note: Zalando is a big online retailer, who is also sponsoring this season.

New character: Liv

Hanne

New character: Elias

New character: Jules

23:54

A: Thank you for everything 🫶

A: See you next time?

Elves: Welcome!

B: Thanks!

Elves: There you go.

A: Thank you. Wow, that's such a big stage...

B: Come on, go see your friends.

A: And what about you?

B: There's some people around here I know. I'll see you later, okay?

A: Okay. A hot chocolate, please.

O: Me too. The hottest, please. Hey. You're joining us, right?

A: Yeah, I will.

O: Your speech yesterday left a big impression on them. I mean, on everyone. So Bobbie doesn't have to hide or anything.

A: Yeah... Bobbie doesn't see it that way.

O: Oh.

H: Snowboarding is way cooler than skying, period.

Ad: Hey.

A: Hey!

Ad: Are you ready?

A: Nervous.

O: It's exciting.

H: Okay, now that everyone's here: I want to say thank you for helping me out with exams after my accident. Thanks to you guys my grades were excellent, so: you rule! And your grades weren't half bad either so... hoorah!

Ad: Shut up! You hardly had any difficult exams, otherwise you wouldn't have gotten such high grades!

H: That's not true! And not very warm of you to be jealous of someone with a disability!

Host: This was Jonathan. Amazing. Give him a big round of applause. The next person we'd like to welcome on stage is Anaïs!

Gang: Oh! Go go go!

O: Good luck.

N: Good luck.

H: Cheers!

B: Cheers...? I thought you were angry with me.

H: I was angry, yeah.

B: Yeah, once again I'm really sorry.

H: It's okay. But don't do it again, okay?

B: So I'm not kicked out?

H: No, you're not kicked out, but... If you hurt Anaïs you will be.

B: Deal.

A: Oh my god, Sorry.

B: Bobbie.

A: Anaïs.

B: I'll have forgotten all of this in ten minutes.

A: Thanks, bitch.

B: You're welcome, Stressy Nelly. Come here.

A: You don't trust me!

B: Who doesn't trust who here?!

B: Just stop talking about it or...

A: Or what?!

B: I've never seen you be so harsh. It was sexy.

A: I guess that's life, right? Take and be taken?

19:49

Ad: @/Anaïs are you almost there??

17:14

Ad: We could use some helping hands to set everything up 😊

O: I can leave in a minute!

O: Is there somewhere for us to change?

Ad: Yes, that’s what we’re doing too! And we’re also eating here 😘

13:56

B: How are your stress levels?

A: I’m starting to get a little nervous 🙃

B: I could come to yours before? I’ll help you destress 😘

10:07

O: @/Anaïs you ready for the big day?

Ad: I was just gonna ask, so exciting!!

A: Yeah, it’s pretty exciting* 🙈

H: You’re gonna be GREAT!

A: Oh, sweet! ☺️

A: I am looking forward to being on a real stage!

19:01

O: There we have it, the parentals were pleased with my grades!

M: Haha amazing! Same here!

A: Mine were mainly relieved 😊

H: “Wow, Hanne baby, these grades in combination with your photography and the accident, you’re so talented.” - my parents

H: Oh, wow. These waffles are so good. If it were up to me they could hold The Warmest Week every week.

O: Anyway, just a scoop of salt water in one of those plant spray bottles and then spray your face.

M: And that helps with acne?

O: Sea salt. Not regular salt.

H: And who's saying this?

O: Some guy on TikTok.

Ad: A doctor?

O: No, but he does have half a million subscribers.

H: Oh, why didn't you say so!

Ad: How much longer?

A: Three more minutes before the grades are uploaded. Fucking stressful.

M: Are you worried it won't be good news?

A: I was somewhere else completely with my thoughts half the time, so... It won't be anything to write home about.

Ad: Knowing you, it won't be too bad!

H: What about you?

Ad: I just hope I passed history.

H: History?

Ad: Uhu.

H: Hard?

Ad: Yeah.

M: I'm sure it'll be fine.

H: And what about math?

[Text from Bobbie: ILY, crossing my fingers you passed them all!]

Ad: That went really well.

O: I tutored her.

H: What?!

O: Yeah.

H: You? Math tutor?

O: Yes. Yeah, but guys... my math levels are so good. I don't know if you know that.

M: You are delusional.

O: No, it's reality.

H: Bobbie should just fail every single subject and then she can just change schools again.

A: Do you want me to change school as well?

H: What?

A: I was there as well. Bobbie didn't force me.

H: Yeah, okay, but if it weren't for Bobbie...

A: If it weren't for Bobbie I'd still be drowning in self-pity because of my parents' divorce. Bobbie's been through more than all of us combined. And yes, she has a destructive side, but despite it all, she's trying her fucking best.

H: Don't you think you're praising her a bit too much now? She made you lie about literally everything to save herself.

A: I lied for her. She was filled with feelings of guilt as well and didn't know what to do. Like choosing between two evils.

H: Next thing I should go beg her for forgiveness.

A: That's not what I'm saying. I just meant... give her a little more credit than this.

15:23

B: Thanks again for giving me a second chance, you’re the best X

A: I love you <3

13:10

H: Hi guys! Who’s up to doing something on this free day?

M: I’m in!

O: It’s a Stay-In-Bed-Kinda-Day over here 😏

Ad: What if we went out for dinner tonight?

O: Changed my mind, good idea!

Dad: Anaïs! Anaïs, I'm off to work. There's porridge.

A: Uhm! Uh, yeah, that's fine. See you tonight.

Dad: Bye!

B: Ew, porridge?

A: Shh! Okay. Did you let your mom know you were sleeping over?

B: At a friend's. Are you worried it's gonna come out?

A: They'll find out eventually. It'll be what it is.

B: We can tell them at Christmas? Merry Christmas, mom and dad, by the way, we've been climbing on top of each other for a while now.

A: We are vagitarians!

B: Hanne and the others will be so angry when they find out you're still seeing me. Are you okay?

A: I'm just really not in the mood for worrying about what everyone's gonna think and say.