just doing my best but totally in a cool way haha

fool me once shame on me? brother i was ashamed before you even fooled me

wait it was supposed to be you? oooh man im so sorry. im feeling sooo... well guess what

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

IM DYING

I’m him

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

@ladybadasskillington

[image id: a drawing of a man lying in bed with a thermometer in his mouth. All over his bed and surrounding him on all sides is a flock of pigeons, who came in from the open window. The closest pigeon says to the man, "We were worried when you didn't show up at the park." /End id]