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My entry was 'His Girls of The Moon', a Dolohov/Luna pairing. It is was a fun challenge if you'd like to give it a read. Please mind the tags for this dead dove!
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Little unedited snippet of a one shot Dramione I'm working on 'Coping Mechanisms for a Serial Bad Dater':
"Granger, how the devil did you get in here?"
Her eyes squinted down at him from her perch atop his fridge.
"The floo of course. It's not like I could waltz through your front door, Malfoy. I haven’t a clue how to waltz. I can however manage a decent salsa. Do you know how to salsa?"
"Yes, but that's beside the point-"
A half-wistful groan interrupted him as Granger tipped her head back.
"Hm, salsa and tortilla crisps sound amazing right now. With tequila. Do you have any of that in this fancy kitchen of yours, Malfoy?"
"What? No! Now look Granger, this barging in drunk nonsense when you get dumped needs to cease. I insist for your safety that you-"
To his bafflement, Granger's head righted, staring at him with wide watery eyes before she suddenly burst into a loud, bubbling sob.
"Now what is the matter?"
Granger didn't answer right away as she continued to wail this way for a couple of minutes. Eventually she managed to compose herself enough to pull the sleeve of her jumper over her hand and wiped the tears from her reddened cheeks.
"Oh, this is all dreadful, Malfoy. I just realized I don’t have salsa, tequila, or a-a boyfriend!"
Evidently saying these truths was too much to bear. Her head bowed, face buried into her hands, and she began to cry in earnest once more. Draco watched the scene in bewilderment. What the hell was he supposed to do? Sober Granger had always been easy to converse with rationally whereas intoxicated Granger was likely to go on like this for hours if he allowed her the chance.
That simply wouldn't do.
"For fuck's sake. Granger, if you stop crying I'll go fetch your salsa and whatever else it is you want."
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Okay but like if you DID want to defend Ron Weasley at length I’m just saying I would 100% read that cause he really does deserve it, I love him. Also agree that he’s not right for our hermione tho lol
Sidenote: half way done rereading laoha and I’m so stoked for the last chapter!!
Chaud, thank you!
First, I really don't care if other people legit hate Ron or Ron reminds them of actual shitty boyfriends they've had or enjoy Ron bashing or whatever, tagging is a beautiful thing and other people's tastes impact me not at all. Ship on, and take your hot cuppa fanservice how you like it.
Second, I'm an educator, and it is literally my job to see the best in every single kid under my umbrella and support their growth on their own terms and timeline. I've spent my entire adult life valuing children as unique and inherently worthy, rather than on the basis of their athletic skill, academic motivation, marketable talents, general Competitive Edge in Late Stage Capitalism, etc. I honor all hard work and earned accomplishments, and also recognize that attaching human value to certain talents/cognitive abilities/physical prowess/academic achievement/organizational abilities is ableist af.
It is also really, truly okay and an astonishing miracle within a mostly lifeless universe to just be a person in the world. Have a volunteer coordinator job or drive a city bus or be a teacher, enjoy your little coffees at Target, keep your truck running, trim your neighbor's maple and have a few close friends and family at your funeral whose hearts will forever ache after the way you would forget to keep opening your Christmas gifts when you unwrapped a book, you know? No one needs an Ivy League degree or principal role in a ballet company or a cock-shaped personal spacecraft to justify the time their meat-self spends consuming planetary oxygen. Two out of three of those are great if you want them. But it's also cool to just be here and not hurt other people and breathe.
Which brings us to Ron Weasley.
[Fair warning, I have never read or seen CC, he sounds like a douche in that?]
Ron's canon niche in the Weasley family is afterthought, at best, and punching bag at worst. None of the other Weasleys seem to particularly value or notice him. He's too far in age from highly accomplished Bill and Charlie to be interesting to them, and too different in personality from (also accomplished) Percy. The twins, who learned to capture attention through outlandish behavior, outright bully him. His dickishness to Ginny, the baby and only girl, is well within the bounds of typical sibling animosity.
The middlest of middle children then promptly becomes BFFs with the Boy Who Lived and Hermione Fucking Granger, Valedictorian. Everything that plays out between the three of them on a personal level is just a bunch of super predictable, ordinary teen drama. There is nothing to see here. Just kids messing around and sometimes screwing up and hurting each other's feelings a little and a lot, having a few really bad moments all around, struggling with jealousy and romantic inexperience and entirely: being eleven to eighteen years old. As a writer, I will always make heavy allowances for developmentally typical teenage self-centeredness, and not just when the teen in question is conventionally attractive/cognitively gifted/academically motivated/athletically talented/rich/Draco.
Ron, a Teen Fool, does a really shitty thing to his friends in a moment of deep personal weakness, then has to figure out how to fix it. He finds his way back to them alone, directly confronts his insecurity and lack of self-worth, then atones for his mistake. It's a big, ugly, shitty, climactic Teachable Moment where he earns an extraordinary prize: reconciliation with himself. He's a goofy, unevenly charming, wry, ordinary young man, and his arc is entirely about internalizing that 1)his friends and family are everything to him, and 2) just as he is, he is completely irreplaceable to those he loves. That he has inherent human value. That he's enough.
Not everyone comes into the world knowing that. It's no worse a peccadillo than, say, having to figure out how to not constantly steamroll everyone around you, or learn to trust other people or whatever. We all have our burdens.
I do feel strongly that he and Hermione are a terrible match, in both directions, mostly because outside of defeating Voldemort, I don't see common interests, habits, preferences, or compatible goals. They're just really different people. There's nothing wrong with that. As a person with an especially spectacular case of ADHD, I wouldn't want to be married to a high-achieving, tightly organized personality, and they would not want to be married to me (and I adore my friends who are constructed on these lines, and I think they like me, chaos goblin that I am). Know Thyself, etc.
So there you have it: Why I Think Ron Weasley is Just Fine and Also Should Have a Playful Easygoing Partner Who Loves Quidditch.
master of puppets, I’m pulling your strings
twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
master, master
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