#panville

Pansy wears Balenciaga

I am still obsessed with my early 00s Pansy Parkinson designer fantasy and still have many folders of references images that have yet to be utilised…so yeah we are absolutely still doing this series

Another piece I promised myself would be quick and informal (I even timed my initial line art so I wouldn’t be too precious about it) and then once I started colouring thought “but what if actually I rendered for an indecent amount of time…?"

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Draco was blindsided, really, by her. And completely smitten. Which was upsetting, because it was Hermione Granger, and he was certain that they had nothing in common. It’s just that she was standing here now, in front of him, sashaying her hips to the music, smiling her gummy smile and charming him without even knowing. What made it worse is that none of it mattered because she still hated him.

OR

In which, Draco just wants a chance to really get to know Hermione better, so he has to take matters into his own hands when presented with a unique opportunity thanks to Theo's crazy idea to take part in a ritual with an ancient Roman jar.

Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic by WhatMurdah

My version of plant daddy Neville and the death eater b*tch, Pansy <3

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Bloody Slutty and Pathetic by whatmurdah

Draco: I saw Neville without a robe or a shirt today

Harry: *folding Daily Prophet in two* oh, really?

Draco: did I mention that I would most definitely suck his dick any given time?

Harry: that’s new

Draco: because now that I saw that torso, I would

Harry: you used to say that „he has a stupid face”

Draco: did I? I don’t remember

Harry: you did

Draco: strange

Harry: so, did you suck his dick?

Draco: I wanted to! But he played hard to get

Harry: he is married you know

Draco: to Pansy! She’s not half as good at cocksucking as I am

Harry: uhm—

Draco: right?

Harry: how should I know how does Pansy do it

Draco: oh please I am sure she sucked your dick at least once

Harry: yeah maybe but how the fuck should I remember that, after all these years

Draco: and all these sluts

Harry: your words, not mine

Draco: I don’t care

Draco: you should invite them in, put your dick into Pansy’s dirty mouth and allow me to suck that man’s cock like a popsicle

Harry: didn’t you say that Pansy is off-limits?

Draco: DO IT~

~at Longbottoms’ Pensieve

Pansy: I told you that it would happen

Neville: I just took off my shirt! It was sweaty! And soiled! From the soil!

Harry: I am not saying anything

Harry: in my opinion that wouldn’t be a treason or cheating or anything

Neville: it wouldn’t?

Harry: oh come on, he gets so horny sometimes he literally barged into Blaise and Ron’s honeymoon breakfast, sucked Blaise dry and apparated home, restless, demanding to be properly fucked

Neville: oof

Harry: and then he went to bath where he stayed for two hours

Harry: have you heard nothing about any of us told you about him

Harry: or have you not seen him in action

Neville: I don’t—

Pansy: go ahead, love

Pansy: and call him all those names you always wanted to call him

Pansy: make it therapeutical

Harry: yeah make it therapeutical, Neville

Neville: uhm—

Neville: I mean I could try

Neville: could I?

Harry: definitely no harm in trying

Pansy: you know that you literally pushed my husband into the arms of your husband

Harry: yeah I know that

Pansy: I don’t think that I could suck your dick now or never

Harry: it’s okay

Pansy: but Parvati always wanted to do that

Harry: tell her that I have free lunches on Wednesdays, my doors at the ministry are always open for friends and family

Pansy: are you not worried about Draco and Neville?

Harry: no

Harry: absolutely not

Neville: I—

Draco: don’t say anything weird, plant boy

Neville: okay

Draco: but if you want, you can call me names

Neville: I would like that

Draco: spare no spite for me

Neville: you… whore?

Draco: oh, baby *bites his lip*

Neville: you are nothing more than a mouth to be… fucked?

Draco: I will suck your soul out, pretty boy

Neville: oh, yeah?

Draco: flip this dick out or I will make you suffer

Neville: oh, right

Neville: take that you… fucking whore

Draco: Im telling you: this boy has never had his dick sucked so hard

Harry: I am glad you had fun

Draco: I will be training him from now on

Harry: I’m fine with it

Draco: did that hooker suck your dick too?

Harry: no, but apparently Parvati Patil always wanted to, so…

Draco: Wednesday lunch is your free day as I am going to Blaise’s to get fucked by his monster

Harry: I know

Draco: good

Draco: I ate all of his cum

Draco: all if it

Draco: there’s nothing left

Harry: what did he say?

Draco: he thanked me and cried a little

Harry: why would he cry

Draco: apparently it was a therapeutical experience for him, an experiment of fucking the bully or whatever

Harry: so you made him cry again

Draco: I gave him so much pleasure his mind is rewired

Draco: I believe he will think of me and have a raging boner

Draco: but maybe not in the next few hours

Harry: I’m glad you guys had fun

Draco: yadda YADDA yadda!

Draco: Will you fuck my ass now or should I go outside and walk the streets in search for a lover who’s going to satisfy my needs?

Harry: why didn’t you say so?

Draco: I AM SAYING IT NOW

Harry:

Draco: well?

Harry: I am so in love with you

Draco: yeah okay just ram it in, boy

Draco: and grab my hair and call me names

Harry: shut the fuck up, whore, you’re just a piece of meat I am putting on my cock to masturbate with

Harry: you dress like a cheapest one from the fancy sluts that visit my office in order to give me head for favours

Draco: I’m gonna commm—

Harry: empty your tiny balls with my cock inside you, let me feel it

Draco: OHMYGAAAAAWD

Harry: good slut

Draco: you’re the best, Potter

Harry: I know

Pansy: and how was it?

Neville: I am so numb it won’t work anytime soon

Pansy: that good? show me!

Neville: *gives her the thought*

Pansy: *watching it in Pensieve*

Neville: *sits there, stressing*

Pansy: oh my god

Neville: what

Pansy: this is SO hot

Pansy: I need to make some polyjuice potion

Neville: ???

Pansy: I want to get my soul sucked out through a dick too!

Pansy: by the way, have some tea, baby, you look dehydrated

Neville: I need to lay down

Neville: he pumped me out—

Neville: *faints*

Pansy: wingardium leviosa!

Neville: *flies to bed*

Pansy: damn

Pansy: who’d knew?

Pansy from their wedding portrait on the wall: we knew

Pansy: damn right

Pansy: but still

Pansy:

Portrait Pansy: