girlbug winning

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

and i'm not even living la vida loca

sorry guys, can't hang out, i misplaced an object and have therefore been thrown into a fit of rage and despair

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

how to get up in the morning tutorial

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty