Lackovus

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

everyone say thank you to that one anne hathaway twelfth night promo image for all it's done for fandom

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich