oh funk I wanna

my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often

hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

One time on a beautiful sunny day I was sitting next to a man in an ice cafe and he got a call and answered with "so sorry, I can't come, I'm at a funeral right now :(" then turned to me and winked.

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The true standout in this film for me 🙌🏾

call me zac because idk what the efron with me

do we really want him to? he was british

my flow is sick its really quite damnin if i catch you in west gloucestershire youll catch the hamon

clown graveyard and its just one grave