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Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.

Earth is like an mmorpg. Over populated, unfair players, and getting close to needing a server wipe

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Bless me money dog 🐶🙏🏻

Why not

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

question

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean

Smacking a horse is the most popular euphemism for jacking off in Polish so when it comes to my mother tongue, OP might be on to something

i need to sit down this was literally me jabbering onto a keyboard while sleep deprived at 7am and ur telling me i basically almost made a bilingual polish joke

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

That GOT GIF at the end!

I support trans grandma tree 

nature @ transphobic assholes: fuck you bitches

Nature has no time for foolish human prejudice

Doggy style for owls must be much more intimate because they can turn their heads all the way around.

hey excuse me but why the actual fuck would anyone even think of this.

I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing.

fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on my handwriting I am too busy drawing cartoons and crying