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kittyhalk

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

kittyhalk

Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

kittyhalk

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive on land is a gay tortoise

queer-joy-detector

Queer joy detected!

mobius-m-mobius

A lot of people have talked about Benoit Blanc’s accent. Was he always going to sound like that, was that in the original script?

mariacallous

angelmutual

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

thecottageinthedark

#an interfaith family how cute !!!

#jinglehalal

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blondebrainpowered

Leucistic Loon on a remote lake in British Columbia, Canada.

Photographer: Chris Whitty

Shaved himb👍

????????????

They banished Scarlet O'Hara to the piss orb

rest in piss

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happylandfill23

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

fvmilivr-deactivated20240222

cursebearing hips

socialistfremenist

cassiebnuy

i hate holiday music so much "giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet" has the mouthfeel of somethign my homophobic high school coach would yell at me on track day

cassiebnuy

its that time again

existennialmemes

Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.

If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."

We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.

And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.

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segamascot

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

palmer

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

segamascot

🧯💨

palmer

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peniswakt-deactivated20210717

okay so uh i had never seen the animated adaptation of charlotte's web and uh....hanna barbera....wanna talk about something?

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

HB Exec: well guys we've gotta do this children's classic justice with our adaptation....now it's gonna be quite a task, but who wants to be in charge of designing charlotte?

Spiderfucker Jim: *straightens tie and slicks back hair* heh....well fellas, i think i know just the man for the job....

god-sent-gender-bent

You get back here and say this to the class 😭

injuries-in-dust

I said Spiderfucker Jim, arch nemesis of Spiders Georg

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