isn't it evening

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

I think part of the reason Garak is so relatable to so many of us is that hes one of the few star trek characters who work directly with The Public™

women have no idea how hard it is being a man. for example, [describes an experience that is not at all exclusive to being a man]

and the sequel [describes an experience that is more common or worse for women but isnt taken as seriously]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Enough of this. Now put on caramelldansen

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise