john

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

I confess that after the first tweet my mind automatically went to the notion that the orc would be hired as a gym teacher. perhaps I have some deep thinking to do

you ever see a guy so big you think about calling somebody

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

These fuckers are always called to die and never to do the dishes...

real he should hurry up on the dying part

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad