Once Bitten, Twice Shy.

Bruh this a new one gotta try it out

I scrolled past and then scrolled back up :-/

This so cute

Abuela plz.

@rageomega WE CAN’T MISS THIS

Black people are magic.

This was an experience. Jazz trap is the new wave.

boy you better!

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

Reblogging bc this looks like a maneki-neko cat and I need some luck and more $$$ my way.

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

Lol I hope this works

He’s looks like an animatronic komodo dragon…

That description is flawless.

Tumblr has surpassed itself with this one.

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

darth vader should have survived the battle with palpatine at the end of episode vi and then he joins the rebels and they use a pulley system to lower him into a vat of white paint and he becomes Light Darth Vader and spends the rest of his life apologizing to people

i said this 100% as a joke i didn’t know about this comic and that’s why star wars shouldn’t ever be a comic cause nothing good ever comes from star wars comics

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it

this is pure and good

your package has been delivered

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

When you need fast delivery we come through

I have already discussed this.  Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name. 

That’s how we roll

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.

This is terrifying.