ॐIndica☯Bijou☼

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

This is my new breakup format

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

this post almost moved me to tears

Holy shit

me: look at this idiot dog he’s got a chair stuck on h-HOLY FUCK

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

it also grants you a tiger