Salut Mon Ami

This is so important to me

i have legit never seen an owl trust someone so much it just lies back in bliss

@shaerahaek for you darling <3

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

magic is real

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise

I’m allergic to grass

here we go. the punchline is approaching.

any second now

slimetony…. where is the punchline? the joke? the goof? the laugh? have you forgotten

I get red and itchy if I roll around in the grass what the fuck do you want

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

The comment that saved the comic

Yeah, can I get a fuckin’ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly