this is where i scream into the void

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

girl get a girp on yourself there are literally hot chocolate lol

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

the 9 O'Clock Cookie Gambit certainly isn’t an essential breakfast maneuver, but it remains a powerful breakfast maneuver all the same

im running out of posts to make is it cool with you guys if i just post smooth argonian again

the world's first ethical yandere has died of a broken heart

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

i wanna make you lol

i wanna make you giggle from your gigglehole