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alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THIS POST

Yep lol

It happen to me too

same

Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay

Evidence: my husband forgot what day it was last week and I received a text that said “why the fuck did no one tell me it was Friday?”

T minus 6 days until the bar and my husband just walked in a circle around the house for 15 minutes yesterday saying “I do not know the things” and ‘stop. Stop dying. Wills are too confusing everyone stop dying"

Update : “ everyone just fucking stop owning things. property is stupid and no one understands it. just stop. move to the woods. be free. ”

Radicalizing yourself by becoming a lawyer isn’t the most intuitive path, but go you, dude.

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer

Target, where the customers become employees just because they are wearing red

New theory: target doesn’t have actual employees

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?