Left Gandalf Big Natties

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Playing mario kart with my roommate and every time Funky Kong makes a noise he says “me in the pussy if I’m being honest”

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender