Barb's Bouncy Ballbuster Boogaloo

it is what it is (i’m in severe emotional agony)

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? 😲

i love making tumblr posts out of something i just said on discord. if i ever dm you a joke and then you see the exact same thing on tumblr worded differently know that i was using you as a test subject. you are a little rat in a sterile environment and i am a lab coated scientist recording your response to the stimuli in isolation, nodding and going I See. quirkier punctuation would elevate the joke beyond its current comedic potential, i think. run the experiment again in a broader environment igor. we must create the Perfect Joke

oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

i think everyone deserves a large rock a short distance from their home. i dont like that discussions about walkable cities never include plans to allow wider access to large rocks. the people need large rock

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

the one... dear squire