Flower On The Precipice

yo mama so heavy aquifer that it took an elaborate system of pumps and drainage channels to navigate her depths and several dwarves died bravely.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

glad they added new maps to baseball

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

Where is it buried

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems