born to eat shit and die B)

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

$5 is a small animal

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean