oh gosh oh geez oh darn

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

You can lie when you name things

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit