extreme vanilla

fruitful endeavors…

Does anyone know what to do

why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

[id: a set of three photos of the same black cat walking through 2-3 inches of snow, while it appears to be actively snowing. the cat has wide eyes and its ears are in a forward-facing alert position. the photos appear to be taken in the dark with a bright camera flash. /end id]

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!

we fucked up

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors