Face me as another form

Maybe I'll feel better after I swing my fuckhuge big sword around a bit

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

TRUE.

hamwarmer 40k

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

A man told me today (excitedly) “you’re very talkative” and I said “am I talkative or is that the role you have put me in by being shy and remaining mostly silent throughout this encounter”. And he had a full blown “reality isn’t what it seems” glitch. Which is my favorite experience to give people. Reality is not what it seems. I am merely playing the role that the moment demands of me. That is how I move through life ;)

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.