my dol headcanons when the npcs find out you (nonbinary pc) shaved your bush
"you... shaved your bush...?"
"n-no...! it's fine!" (tears welling up in their eyes)
"your body, your choice...!"
(---- robin's confidence)
they are reluctant to sleep with you after because they feel betrayed.
"ya shaved yer bush...? oh..."
"nah, its fine...! (mutters) i guess..."
"i'm gonna... do some work around the farm."
they are hurt because they won't be able to absentmindedly twirl your bush when you guys cuddle
"๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ bloody ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.."
"NO NO NO NO STOP THIS ISNT YOU NO NO NO NO PLEASE [missed call][missed call] STOP PC COME BACK LISTEN TO ME" (oomf wrote XD)
they get frantic and call your phone because they couldn't believe you would do something like that omg
"ahh, clean slate." (smirks)
"bend over so i can... take a closer look." (expression darkens)
legit dont gaf as long as u show hole
"these dishes aren't going to cook themselves, tf."
they have better things to worry about, not ur bush
"like the ones around the school?"
"what does this have to do with rent?"
"talk to me when you have the money for this week's rent."
"HELP ME WITH THESE TABLES!"
HELP THEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING TELLING THEM ABOUT UR BUSH DURING RUSH HOUR
"maybe u should shave little shapes next time!"
disappointed, but supportive
"okay, take these" (gives unprescripted pills)
woah, bush growth enhancement pils
"๐ท๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ซ๐ป๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ถ๐ฎ..."
"SWIM SWIM SWIM"
SIR YES SIR
"get on that pole and make me money what are you doing here"
(whips you) "give me your milk, cow HI-YAH!"
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