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would you prefer a hamster sized whale or a whale sized hamster

“hello, human. we are aliens. we would like to contact the leaders of your species to share our space travel technology.”

“stop spending so much time drawing the face!”

two greek artists paint some vases

greek artist 1: okay so you know how you told me to paint a guy riding a big cock because people like that greek artist 2: yeah? greek artist 1: i’m not sure i did it right greek artist 2: what do you- oh. hmmm

greek artist 1: hey when women plant gardens what do you think they like to plant greek artist 2: dicks, usually greek artist 1: oh

greek artist 1: alright so i’m doing this battle scene and i was just wondering, what do soldiers usually ride into battle, is it horses or greek artist 2: dolphins, actually greek artist 1: even if they’re foot soldiers? greek artist 2: yeah

greek artist 1: hey so like how should i show Achilles’ extreme grief tho