lauren's shit

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

HOOTHOOT HAS TWO FEET??

What the hell even is the this post

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

Oh to be the palace maid who leaves the prince’s window unlocked so the Gardner boy can discreetly come into his room

sorry for being so sexy i dont know whats wrong with me

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

Being in Pain. Expends. Energy.

…oh…

no offense but the sooner you all realise cringe culture is like, thinly veiled superiority complex and targets almost exclusively young people or people who aren’t neurotypical, the better

WHERE IS CHEWING ON RUBBER