✦Tsuchinoko Flow......✦

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

All my followers become judgemental when confronting my posts of internet

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

do you think maize views turning into popcorn as death or transformation or some other third thing

it's not too late to start thinking about corn societal structures

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

a dnd character whos campaign ended is a type of dead wife