John Halo The MasterChef

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

Who would've guessed that younger people can handle complex books and the only reason one might oppose doing so is out of fear that they'll develop in ways that make it so they can't be controlled?

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Who up Gargling they goyle?