☆.｡.:*ham ham fuck off.｡.:*☆

Thank you everybody here who is nice to me

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more

Not feeling very copacetic right now.

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

LOL but seriously release the hounds