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Game of Thrones Daily

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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if i look back, i am lost

Janaina Medeiros

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art blog(derogatory)
Three Goblin Art
taylor price

Origami Around

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Cosimo Galluzzi

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By samgillettillustrations

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Viable transgendered careers and why I cannot pursue them
Video essayist ❌ - cant read
Dj ❌ - only song I know is twinkle twinkle little star
Model ❌ - I’m too pretty it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls
Sad gitar singer ❌ - can’t spell gutar
Furry programmer ❌ - my hair is too thick and luscious to wear the cat ear headset
Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia
This (from Cornell Labs via Merlin) is the pic I was looking at. It's just a little baby but it's so much bigger than its "parent"!!!! Do baby cowbirds feel isolated? Do they understand they're a different bird, or are they just a really bad sparrow?
hey, good news! ecologists have been studying this very thing! it seems young cowbirds have some kind of innate sense that leads them to sneak out of their foster nest at night to hang out in grasslands where they—more often than not—meet other cowbirds and learn more about what they really are.
Thanks I am going to cry so hard I throw up ;-;
Up is down

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just found fanfic written on clay tablets in cuneiform and then the pictures were uploaded to ao3 the good omens fandom is insane
this is the fic if you were wondering
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. DEDICATION TO THE BIT
auto suggest bewilders me
guards! frot for my amusement
I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣
ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please
redownloading grindr was not a mistake. this is poetry

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Okay, so: there's a local restaurant whose online ordering process involves various selecting various sauces to be included with one's order – so many units of teriyaki sauce, so many units of hot sauce, so may units of peanut sauce, and so forth.
The idea is supposed to be that you can select any combination of sauces you want, as long as it adds up to no more than four units. However, what the app actually required is that you select exactly four units of sauces; it wouldn't let you submit the ordering form if the total wasn't exactly four.
Just today I discovered that they seem to have fixed it... not by correcting the errant validation rule, but by adding a "no sauce" option, which counts toward the required total of four.
Thus, it's now possible to place an order with, say, two units of teriyaki sauce rather than four by entering 2x "teriyaki sauce" and 2x "no sauce". Similarly, an order with no sauce at all is 4x "no sauce".
This is quite possibly the least intuitive ordering process I've ever encountered, and I've literally worked in e-commerce.
i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”
Dropping serious $$ on a powerwashing service to clean up your filthy house und yard cause a little birdy told you the neighbor called a social worker on your child having ass& when you look outside the two guys are just running around giggling and spraying eachother in the torso with the hose on its highest pressure setting and they're like army crawling through the wet grass to hide and scope in on eachother like one of them is in your daughters playmobil plastic house + kitchen & he's leaned up @ the door like malcom x & theyre doing this with all their shit plugged into your water, Theyre spraying the ground diretly tearing your grass up, theyre pointing it at your car & chippingthe paint, you get fed up, tell them to leave and you take the loss, decide the outside is fucked but you can still clean up inside, you hire a cleaning service, and the moment your card goes through you see the powerwashing van swerve pull back up around the block and the same two men still in their wet muddy bibbers slam the car doors and excitedly jog up to and through your front door in usison

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He fits so he sits