falling!

Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

hey, good news! ecologists have been studying this very thing! it seems young cowbirds have some kind of innate sense that leads them to sneak out of their foster nest at night to hang out in grasslands where they—more often than not—meet other cowbirds and learn more about what they really are.

Thanks I am going to cry so hard I throw up ;-;

just found fanfic written on clay tablets in cuneiform and then the pictures were uploaded to ao3 the good omens fandom is insane

this is the fic if you were wondering

guards! frot for my amusement

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

Dropping serious $$ on a powerwashing service to clean up your filthy house und yard cause a little birdy told you the neighbor called a social worker on your child having ass& when you look outside the two guys are just running around giggling and spraying eachother in the torso with the hose on its highest pressure setting and they're like army crawling through the wet grass to hide and scope in on eachother like one of them is in your daughters playmobil plastic house + kitchen & he's leaned up @ the door like malcom x & theyre doing this with all their shit plugged into your water, Theyre spraying the ground diretly tearing your grass up, theyre pointing it at your car & chippingthe paint, you get fed up, tell them to leave and you take the loss, decide the outside is fucked but you can still clean up inside, you hire a cleaning service, and the moment your card goes through you see the powerwashing van swerve pull back up around the block and the same two men still in their wet muddy bibbers slam the car doors and excitedly jog up to and through your front door in usison