Kasey

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

Pretty fucked up that shrimps can see all those colors and they dont even bother to draw anime fanart

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

In what family are all 3 siblings non straights???

In a perfect family.

it sucks that once you're 21 you've unlocked all the age restricted privileges you'll ever get. I think it should go on as you get older. after 30 piracy is allowed. at 42 you're allowed to shoplift. once you're 65 all drugs are legal. after 80 you can do arson. if you make it to 100 you're allowed to commit a murder.

baby i can be your case study

if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.