Those Greenhouse Gases be Bussin Tho

i think i will get lucky and find $10,000 in cash today

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

My job on the solarpunk commune will be making artisanal polyethylene.

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

Use your PTO

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

cow tipping is such a top tier common misconception. "yeah there's this fun activity people do sometimes and in order for it to sound possible you need to not have enough experience with cows to have ever seen one sleeping before. but uh yeah I know a guy whose cousin does it." and somehow this became a thing everyone knows about

it's sort of like. imagine if people said "out in the country people break into farms to steal chickens to use them as flashlights. you know, because chickens glow in the dark" and for some reason most people didn't question any aspect of this concept