once i get over it i will be over it

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

being really disgusting with each other as a form of intimacy

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

i love angry women theyre right

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me