So far, so good

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

older siblings were the first letsplayers

So many people these days are super willing to conflate being annoying with being a morally reprehensible bastard which is not great for all of us annoying people.

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

there aren't even any tomboys in movies anymore. like should we all die

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors