Why Charlie hate?

theres this guy ive been obsessing over at my work and he actually showed an interest in me?? but since ive been talking about him so much i feel like ive jinxed it and hes not gonna like me anymore. plus i dont want to be disappointed so im just going to go to straight up ignoring him so i dont have to deal with the rejection so thats cool too bye

haha ok update: gave him my number, started texting, really liked him and then he left me on read so ya ok its fine im just gonna go back to ignoring him bye bitch it was fun

ok update again: he ended up being super racist and ugly so moral of the story is the boy u think ur in love with at 18 will probably be a greasy deadbeat in 10 years

Imagine if knees could talk and they were really racist about elbows.

there should be a day between saturday and sunday, and it should be called funday.

What if just the stickers were made in China?

a striking thought...

@juiceboxthief

What if its actually Cole just pretending to be Dylan for a social experiment

wasnt it actually a social experiment

hell yeah keep it up

i want to physically beat u up u weirdo

@juiceboxthief

Concept: it is the year 2018 and you are no longer depressed. Your skin is clear and you are full of life and love. You’ve found your purpose on Earth.

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen

How did u KNOW