Signed, Sealed, and Sent Back

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

ok so i made the mistake of standing on the beach in the dark and listen…….. listen. there is nothing that cares about you less than the ocean in the dead of night. it is tangible. you can’t fuckin see a thing. there is no horizon. it’s a ceaseless void and she cares for no one and loves nothing. you have to respect her bcs she clearly has no fuckin love for you and if she wanted she could take you and NO ONE WOULD KNOW

Need to experience a live symphony/orchestra this fall so I can feel everything.

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

your aura is beautiful because your energy is authentic.

Angels are real, by the way. You can spot them by their septum piercings.