KSM_SG1

The episode is s3e14 "foothold"

sam/jack + text messages part 29

Simping over Gwendoline Christie in the rolls royce ad.

SG1 adopted a golden retriever puppy from a reputable genius wizkid breeder and then picked up a feral cat in a back alleyway that tried to kill them multiple times, it is a crime the two of them never met, Vala would have adored Jonas mostly because he would be so much fun to mess with and the fact that there is no way in hell Jonas wouldn't hang on that woman's every word, like she'd launch into a longwinded story about a heist or a con she pulled off and everyone else in the room would roll their eyes and sigh meanwhile Jonas has big bright puppy dog eyes listening to her wax poetic about stealing some powerful ancient artifact even asking her questions about the heist and taking notes, breaking out one of her pickpocketing moves in the middle of a mission and then revealing what he stole from the enemy to be met with great pride from Vala and much chagrin from the rest of the team as she corrupts their ingénue even if it was exactly what they needed to get out of the jam they found themselves in and anyways what I'm saying is Jonas would appreciate Vala's skills on the same level as he appreciated everyone else's because he recognized the amount of years she put into becoming an expert in conartistry the same way Sam became an expert in astrophysics and Daniel became an expert in archeology and also the dynamic between Vala and Jonas would be "someone will die" "of fun!" and I don't honestly know who would be who in that scenario, but I know it would be the two of them and the rest of the team beleagueredly dealing with their overgrown genius child and the corrupting vodka aunt energy of their resident conartist

Me: "What were they? 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺? WHAT WERRRRRRE THEYYYY?!?"

“I spent half my time loving her and the other half hiding how much I loved her.” — The Seven Husbands Of Evelyn Hugo, Taylor Jenkins Reid

And the other half praying @justplainmels never does! 🙏

“It’s beer, isn’t it?”

“I think you should come…fish. Fish some more.”

SAMANTHA CARTER | 3.14 Foothold