im wearing contacts for the first time and holy SHIT some people come out the pussy seeing like this????????

i think the phrase i was looking for. is roll out of bed

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

“Dork ass losers”

Beautiful. Extraordinary talent

Follow her on Instagram luo_li_rong_art.

one, I’ve never seen it with paint and it’s somehow even better. As are her other works. 

She’s back, and she’s beautiful.

I reblogged this before, but with fewer sculptures…

I think she likes wamen😳

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

The money can’t buy happiness phrase was meant to warn people that excessively spending money on the newest things to fill a void in your heart would still leave you empty. It was never meant for rich people to deprave poor people of basic necessities or that spending money had no connection to happiness. 

I feel this way sometimes

one of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to see you.

a heart that always understands also gets tired

hey!!!!!! congrats!!!!! why??? you ask???? because you made it to today!!! even after everything !! i’m so proud of you!!