Something dumb

CAPTAIN AMERICA DUDE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU YOU ARE AWESOME OH MY GOD WHY DO I NOT MEET PEOPLE LIKE THIS IRL

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u me: boobs jury: haha lawyer: haha judge: haha case dismissed

oH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SCENE

David and Billie had far too much fun with this

That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a fool

Hermione

got a masters degree in being ignored

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

Plus, just think about the reasoning on display in that image. The fact that she spent a lot of money on her outfit and makeup establishes that she owes you something? That’s like arguing that an artist ought to pay you because you looked at her work. It’s Bizarro World logic. I’m not being hyperbolic there; that is literally how logic works on Bizarro World.

“That’s like arguing that an artist ought to pay you because you looked at her work.”

I spat out my coffee

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

Can we take a moment to realize that out of ALL THINGS TO POSSIBLY WATCH Steve watches Saw?