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kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

i think if i could time travel i'd go to like 5 years before popular shows aired and make some "ocs" of the main characters and just leave them to get no attention for the next few years before doing a dramatic reveal once the show comes out. that or i'd cheat at golf and gamble on it

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

is this how they felt when they saw the tomb was empty

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

How did they add pink strange langauge to my words