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It’s a blont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

world’s largest weed!!!!!!!!!!!!

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[Image description: Several screenshots from the game Fire Emblem. The first image is of Eliwood looking at the viewer and talking to Hector. Eliwood introduces the the player, saying, “This is cringe.” In the second image, Merlinus looks at the viewer and says, “You! They call you cringe, am I right?” In the third image, an unknown character off-screen says, “Uh… cringe…” In the fourth and final image, Athos addresses the viewer, “You are cringe, correct?” End ID.]

Or who’s puking

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

what no that can't be true