hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

i love fanfiction because unlike original work the plot and characters are all plotted and characterised for you to use so its a really good solution for those “i want to write but i dont know what to write” moods it lets you focus soley on the craft and its wonderful

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?