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free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

told my maid she was a useless peon and that her antics continue to annoy me ceaselessly and she said thats nice dear. that's wonderful. why don't you brush your teeth before bed tonight hm? perhaps you can even have a cookie before if you can be brave and fold your laundry. and the cruel vile temptress. she used her evil mind techniques on me. i folded my clothes before bed tonight. she's truly evil. i hope one day my treacherous and cruel maid will be punished for her wicked ways and also she can give me a cookie please

here you can read an article about a survivor of the church and some of the things he experienced to help put into perspective how awful and just how recent it was

official linguistics post

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

oh to be a hot alternative girl with a ponytail and a baseball cap and a facemask with visible eyeliner working behind the counter at a shitty gas station in some lame suburb wearing pants that are just a little too tight and make my ass look really big and a stupid work shirt and nametag and i'm on my phone scrolling social media for my whole shift but then some shy girl walks in to buy a single immature beverage like juice or some shit and shes wearing like a punch of whites abd pinks and shes got a bunny hairclip and she walks up to the counter and i'm scrolling my phone and shes like "h-hi.." and i look up and i'm like "what" and she blushes REALLY hard and goes "E-EEK- UM.. JJUST THIS PLEASE" and i'm like "okay" and i ring her up and she pays me and takes the drink and practically runs out of the store and i barely take note and keep scrolling my phone disinterestedly but the girl remembers the whole thing visibly and she peeks through the advertisements from outside the store to get a look at me right as i stretch and mh shirt rides up and reveals a tiny bit of my tummy and sge blushes REALLY hard and runs home feeling like a total freak but i didnt even notice or care because i'm nonchalant and doing my own thing. and then maybe she keeps finding excuses to come in and i start picking up on something but i dont know what except she realizes we go to the same college and she starts seeing me (no facemask and i keep my hair down) around campus but she doesnt know its me but i know its her and she approaches me and makes friends with me and slowly we start to realize how much we like each other through repeated interactions at school on my end and at my work on hers and maybe we can. um. anyways i think thatd be cool

UWAAAAAHHHH [trips and falls cutely and it makes a POMF sound when i land and you get to see up my skirt] if you look at my cute bear panties i'll kill myself in front of you

i might be doing this tsundere thing wrong idk

okay wait no i can get it right this time. i got it. give me a sec. G-GWEEHHH?! [spills water all over my blouse and its white so it becomes semi transparent and you can see my boobs] I fucking hate you and think you deserve to die. Fuck you. I never want to speak to you again.

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Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

if i do something wrong they kill me

women keep trying to do evil mindbreak hypnosis on me by being nice to me and telling me i'm doing a good job and offering me treats and saying i'm a really good girl and that i should try to be kinder to myself and maybe just take this moment to enjoy, just the two of us, no pressure, no mask, nothing more to be afraid of or to constrict or constrain, just be present and feel the warmth and comfort that comes from being cared for. theyre doing this because they want to hurt me sexually