Brainchildren in Space

christian girls make do

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

The Lort yeeteth and the Lort yoinketh away.

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

A female Presenting nipples

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

Some of you never tried to surf underwater with one of those beginner paddle instructor boards and then have it come up and hit you in the face and it shows.

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

I love this tea

Another thing to take into account is Deep-Sea-Gigantism. It’s not fully understood why many animal species such as the colossal squid and whales typically grow to unimaginable sizes in high-water-pressure areas, but it’s assumed that it develops as some sort of defense mechanism. This would imply that deep-sea merfolk would be a sort of Leviathan-class eldritch horror. 

Hell yeah hell yeah

Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th