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a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun
when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

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Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet
Happy Pride to the Woke Mob
The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

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rewatching Naruto and drawing my favorites
I have to believe that ROOT absolutely did not teach their agents how to cook. They learned how to like, forage for scraps and stomach eating whatever is available for pure survival purposes.
Food is actually such a basic human comfort and social tool, and I think that purposefully limiting ROOT agents diets to plain, tasteless meals and ration bars focused on bulking them up and just keeping them in shape would have added to their programming / general 'lets make these guys less than human' shit they had going on.
Anyways, this is to say that when Tenzo came out of ROOT, this boy could tell you 30 different ways to kill a man with a pot but not how to so much as cook rice. Which is why I think that, as his captain and as part of his "learning to be a real boy" training montage, Kakashi should have been the one to teach him how to cook.
I just think it'd be neat, is all.
Now I'm pivoting to actually point Itachi's direction. I think the general fandom consensus is that Mikoto taught him how to cook, but I'm proposing an alternative: that during his time in ANBU, he joined in on some of Tenzo's real boy lessons and was also taught to cook by Kakashi.
Meanwhile Shisui also joins in just bc he doesn't feel left out, and can help be a buffer as Kakashi (still only like 17/18 and only just now starting to ease out of his depression doom spiral) isn't quite the silly guy we know from canon yet.
And both Tenzo and Itachi's hobbies include 'trying to pass as a normal boy and failing horribly' and are also afflicted with the dreaded 'chronic incapable of not treating their superior officers as superior officers' disease aimed towards Kakashi
But yeah, Kakashi teaching team Ro how to cook. Sent tweet. It'd be cute.
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Tenzo wanted to pick up some walnuts and Kakashi said no

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Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.
i strongly believe that there is a non-insignificant fraction of the ANBU in naruto who would be weirdly into that whole trend where you take a shot and then a pretty woman throws water on you and slaps you. shinobi as a whole would be into it, but ANBU are weird motherfuckers and i'm sure they'd especially love it
Every time I see bullshit about women never EVER being able to beat men in any sport, I think about how in martial arts classes I, a cis woman, 5' 8" and 145 pounds, regularly beat the tar out of 6' 2" 230 pound cis dude weightlifters. One guy ragequit class. He came in cocky as hell and talking the standard bs line about how a woman simply never could beat a man in a fight because they're physically weaker and our instructor was like. Okay. Put the pads on you're sparring her. Yes, her, the one 4" shorter and 100 pounds lighter than you.
It wasn't close I beat the pants off that man, and others like him. I did it more than once. Some guys got humble and stayed. One guy got angry and stormed out.
And I think about that every fuck damn time I hear that bullshit, which seems to be all the fuck over the place these days. Oh, women are just fragile little soft delicate flower creatures who can't do ANYTHING and could NEVER compete with big strong manly muscular strong MEN.
I think about driving that dude into the mats and seeing the brutal reality of this big dude's misogany meet the realization that a woman was beating his ass literally that second, that none of his strength could stop the fact that I'd just hip thrown him facefirst into the mats and that had I actually connected with the axe kick to his neck I would have crushed a bunch of important shit and he could not stop me, and his whole psyche collapsing like a dying star in that moment.
Anyway, don't ever fall for it, ladies, and there's absolutely no goddamn reason to get your knickers in a twist about trans people in sports.
Yes. This. Correct.
The reason you hear so much about how women COULD NOT POSSIBLY EVER DEFEND THEMSELVES OR GO AGAINST MEN IN SPORT is twofold.
Socializes women to THINK that this is impossible and to keep them from developing self-assurance in their own physical abilities.
To make shitty dudes feel better about themselves.
It's all bullshit, the current trans panic is horseshit, a 17 year old girl named Jackie Mitchell struck out both Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig and dudes threw a tantrum over it, don't ever buy a fucking word of any of this horse shit.
so back when my little brother was in high school, my mom went as a chaperone for their senior year field trip to an amusement park. which, you know, brave move to volunteer to supervise a bunch of high school seniors let loose in a wonderland of rollercoasters and sugar
my brother and his friends in this field trip group were truly great kids. but they were not above run of the mill teenage boy shenanigans. it’s the end of senior year, you and all your buddies are at the amusement park, you’re naturally going to want to act like a complete moron
there was one kid in the group who was especially prone to goofing around. committed to the bit, some may say. my mom knew that if nonsense was going to break out, he’d likely be at the center of it
so she goes up to this kid at the very start of the trip and says “hey, i’m kinda worried about this chaperoning thing. this might be a lot to ask, but can you help me keep an eye on everyone? you wouldn’t have to do anything big, just be an extra set of eyes for me.”
friends, this kid proceeded to run their field trip group like the fucking us marines. everyone is at the meet up spots at the designated time. everyone waits in line for the rides like a bunch of boy scouts. the second the horseplay gets too out of hand, this kid is getting it back under control
it’s incredible how differently people act based on the expectations you set. instead of going to this kid and saying “hey, i know you’re trouble, so i’ve got my eye on you,” my mom went “hey, i know you have influence in your peer group, so i think you can help me.”
treat someone like a problem, they’ll act like a problem. but give people a chance to help, make them feel important, and they usually rise far above the occasion. it was a stroke of genius that i’m honestly still in awe of
This story makes me think of the time my school bus was taking us home after school, but encountered some kind of engine trouble on a very twisty, hairpin turning canyon road. It kept going, it was just going veeeerrryy sloooowwww, and that means the regular cars were getting stuck behind it. I'm really not kidding about the tight, twisty turns, and this road being narrow. One lane each way, drivers frequently at medium to high speeds, but you couldn't see very far ahead in either direction. If you tried to just go into the opposing traffic (lane going in the opposite direction), you were taking a pretty big risk -- if a car was traveling at speed, you wouldn't know until it hit you. But I'm also not kidding about how slow our bus was going, which increasingly meant some drivers got fed up and took that risk anyway. Now, me and the other kids in the back of the bus were initially only watching this with passive interest... ...but remember, this is a school bus. It was long, and while the drivers behind is could not see the road ahead, the kids at the front of the bus could. One driver started to move into the opposing lane, but a kid at the front of the bus (also not initially paying attention) called out, "uh, guys, there's a car--" And me and everyone else in the back of the bus immediately went 🙅🙅♂️🙅♀️ flailing around to cross our arms at that driver, convinced we were about to watch a nasty car crash happen less than ten feet away from us. Except that driver stopped. They stopped, and when the bus inched forward another two feet, they even eased back into our lane, just in time for the opposing car to pass by. When the kids on the bus realized that all these grown-ups were actually listening to us, it was a sea change. NO ONE was napping at that point. We immediately split up, with attentive kids moving to the front to squint out the windshields while the big (aka most visible kids) went to the back. Everyone was looking outside the bus, we rotated as kids got dropped off, we basically developed a call-and-response check system on the fly. The entire time, all these grown-up drivers behind us were paying attention; not a single one drove into the opposing lanes if we gestured for them to stop. Over a hundred grown-ups in cars put their lives in OUR hands, and when we knew that we respected the hell out of that and locked tf in. The reason why so many kids teenagers act like overgrown toddlers is because adults treat them as such. If you treat teenagers like the actual young adults they are, they'll usually act as such, too.
It is really hard to overstate how bad the USAs position in the Iran war is. Like. However bad you might think it is, it's worse.
We are losing the most expensive military equipment and installations ever built to 20k dollar drones. Every US base in the region destroyed. Every US radar and sensor in the area destroyed. We have to port in fucking India, increasing costs in a war that's directly affecting the price of fuel and tanking the economy back home. Entire populace galvanized against us by bombings that are unable to truly cripple the underground military production and capabilities. Absolutely no way to secure any of the contradictory military objectives without a protracted boots on the ground operation, that will embroil the US in a war that would make past insurgency wars look like a vacation. And again, with poor supply lines. More unpopular at the onset than even the lowest approvals of any previous wars, with a notably unpopular admin.
This is just off the top of my head too, like. I don't even know what to say. Country thats 0-4 against local farmers thinks it can start shit with a country that's been planning for the day the USA fucked with them for decades. Honestly hope this collapses the empire.
Truly such an act of stupid cruelty was always going to be the end to the evil that is the USAmerican empire.

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I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.
"grape" "sui-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.
This is mean, but when I’m in a safe context to do so, I love pretending I don’t understand what they mean and forcing them to explain in plain language.
It's not mean. You are so normal. If someone uses these terms when speaking to me directly I'm going to end up on the news.
Ccan i hit?
I would parry every blow?