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reblog to bap prev with your paw

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

everyone who reblogged this has joined me in the eel crevice. its a pretty big crevice

oooo we eelin

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

the thing about "likes do nothing" is that they actually do: they let me know that someone enjoyed, related to, or sympathized with the things I made

the thing about "reblogs cost nothing," "wouldn't you want to show your appreciation by sharing it with your followers?" and so on is that I don't actually share everything I like with the people around me. do you want me to link every youtube video I watch and make a post every time I eat a good chocolate bar, too?

Couldn't be me, I make a post every time I eat something yummy

I mean no disrespect, Fat Fuck Hairy Belly, but I suspect that there is a secondary factor involved.

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different