Saddle up, fuckeroos

funnier and more horrifying every single year

i wanna die of something honorable like ate the wrong mushroom 

omg i'm so sorry. i'm so fjucking sorry

happy pride <3

Life is one big yeehaw and then you die

happy pride month i love being bisexual and defining myself as bisexual and i really like how bisexual sounds and the bisexual flag is very pretty

who is that lol

if this post gets a million notes i will buy another vibrator 

Almost there, boys

There's another post on here where this woman talks about dating a rich guy and she was like "oh you can't drink alcohol on a public sidewalk here" and he was like "Sure you can -- it's $500." Like he'd done it often enough that he had the "price" memorized.

the word "privilege" comes from the Latin privilegium, meaning "private law," or law granting one person or group benefits others don't enjoy

Punishable by fine = legal for the rich

Guys on grinder