mr krabz ex gf

[distantly] THAT DOG

woohoo

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

my friend was like “id die if i did that” bc shes allergic but her argument doesnt mean dick to me bc last time she came to my house she jammed tissues up her nose as if thatd help her & shoved her face into my elderly cat while he made dinosaur noises at her

Now this is a hamless prank.

OMFg IM KATHY

@askflyleaf

*slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family

on all levels except physical I am Dead