Kqueeng

I'm about to become a viral sensation. That's right, the doctor said I'm infectious

I'm in your computers

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

me on a couch or perhaps a chaise longue

how terrifying metamorphosis must be for the caterpillar has no concept of what it is doing, or what a butterfly is, or what will happen to it as it spins itself the cocoon. we r more alike than different

I'm already unrecognizable slime most days, so I'm halfway there

cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator

going for Die In Yourgarage

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

this trend gave me great cover for being the kind of weird they tried to eliminate--thank you "weird" weird kids, from a /weird/ weird kid, your cringe trends were my smokescreen

Here hold this goblin for me I'll be back tonight. Just dont let it near any coins or it will eat them.

Oh, good, you're back. Nah, no problem--it was a little sweetheart. Kept going for my shiny pennies like you said, but when it went for a nasty old black penny I figured it was low on copper. I gave it some old pots and pans to gnaw on and it played with them for hours. Hope it sleeps ok, it wouldn't go down for naps.